
Dear
Vern Yip,
My dirty little secret is that I actually like you and your work. You are oft ridiculed on the blogs as a veteran mediocre designer who relies on big box store merchandise, who uses an alarming amount of candles mounted on walls, who likes to over use multiples and lots of knick-knacks, who has a soft heart for those in need, who can be a bitchy Asian empress on Design Star, etc. etc.
But here you are designing an Urban Oasis in New York City, that is to be given away in a
sweepstakes.
Italian made sofa, antique Peruvian rug, vintage bar cart as an end tableAt first I wanted to hate it. All the "hip Yip", "urban" big box stores are represented: West Elm, CB2, Crate and Barrel. I read all the catalogs, so
all the merch is instantly recognizable.
Couch converts to chaiseAnd I work in a home furnishing shop that is a dealer for Kartell, so I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I saw the Ghost Chair used in multiples.
And the couch converts to a bedMaybe the dogs will like itThe apartment itself is a slippery slope. It's in a trendy hotel, and to me it doesn't seem very much like a home, but rather a glorified hotel room, something to visit once in awhile but not to live in.
The apartment at nightI will replace and lower the chandy
But if I win, I do plan to live here. I don't know if the building allows pets, because there are two dogs to be reckoned with. I also don't know if there is a monthly maintenance fee, or what the property taxes will be, or for that matter what the taxes will be on the value of the winnings of this prize. I will surely have to sell my home in New Orleans to afford these things, and then who knows for how long? But that's okay, because I will work my ass off to afford living in New York again.
Over size photo over the couch -
it could be biggerAn image taken in the Natural History Museum in New YorkI will change the side lamps,
and ditch the knick-knacksBut back to the decor. As I poured over the photos of what you did for this space, I began to appreciate it. Your choices are thoughtful, and I suppose all you could do with this cold box of a small, impersonal place. That, and I am sure all those stores donated the furnishings.
Classic modern chaiseI wonder what you would have done if you were doing this place up for yourself, and money were no object. Perhaps you would not have chosen this address, or if you weren't looking a gift horse in the mouth, you might have purchased a larger apartment, or perhaps two small units like this, and joined them.
Classic modern chaise - this is a keeperI like the way you tried to add some funky artifacts, and some photographs. Perhaps I would not have chosen photos with images of New York, since, duh, the living photograph of the city is right outside the window.
Groovy artifact with CB2 candle holderAnd the apartment feels a little cold. The light is New York tends to be on the cool side, and this apartment just doesn't say cozy...yet. Gray is fine, but this is not the right one.
Nice wood floors - maybe too dark?I of course can add the finishing touches, and style it to look much more inhabited and less like a catalog photo shoot. I would add some color, though you tried with that red rug, but man that red is so heavy looking. I would also add window treatments.
Ghost chairs in dining area shows how small the living space isBut overall I like what you did Vern, and Alberto, my co-worker Jack, and I are entering to win everyday. We have a three way pact that if one of us wins, we will share the place with the other two. The questions of who will sleep on the sofa bed, or how three adults can share a bathroom, or how we will get Jack's 60 pound dog Girl who is object phobic into an elevator, all remain to be worked out. (Cholo we can pick up and carry in, or for that matter smuggle him into the building in a tote bag).
But work it out we will!
Galley kitchenThe table used as an island is pretty coolBut the whole of the main room seems to fit on the rug!
The bedroomThe back wall looks like glorified cinder blocks -
this is not witty
Bed is from Oly -
hope it's a king!
Another clever artifact with another photo of New YorkDuh, just look out the windowI will change the art work
Greek Key bedding from Williams Sonoma
Pocket door between living area and bedroom
Leather covered radiator cover makes it a window seat!Oh boy hot leather!!!
On closes inspection it looks like faux ostrichNubby and hot!
The hotel size closets are painted a bright color inside
The skinny console came from ABC HomeIt's a great space saver, and the mirror finish is niceAll the electronics you win look great
The bathroomI do not like the asshatbox toiletSo dear Vern, thanks for designing this Urban Oasis. You did a heck of a job Vernie!!!
ex oh ex ho